My husband let me meet his friends. This is a very rare event, as I frequently embarrass him. I didn't disappoint him today:
(Husband's friends are comparing scars)
Husband's Friend: I have a scar on my taint! Does anyone want to see it? It's shaped like a lightening bolt, so I'm like Harry Potter. Zach? Want to see my scar?
Me: Hey, I have a scar there too! Child birth is a bitch!
(Smiles were replaced by looks of horror as people realized that I was telling the truth)
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