I love PostSecret.com. It is a project where people anonymously mail in their secrets, in the form of post cards. Some of the secrets are posted on the website.
Today I was at the grocery store, and while I was selecting a cucumber I remembered a secret I had seen posted earlier this week: "When I'm grocering falic vegetables I'm always afraid people think I'm choosing them by size to use as sex toys."
I smiled mischievously without meaning to, contemplating the silliness of the secret, and selected the biggest and most phallic cucumber of all. Then, still half smiling to myself, I glanced up and accidentally made eye-contact with some guy.
I believe my expression was entirely misinterpreted.
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